Episode 77

A flurry of activity blows through the studio on Friday, as the gang takes a trip down memory lane to the golden age of Reality TV. Jack was tricked into watching Blind Date for an hour by his roommate, and he came away from it with a new appreciation for the art.

Afterwards, we take a look at a video from a recent "event" at a college in Massachusetts, where a large woman made of gelatin lost her fucking mind. To cheer everyone up we then looked at a documentary about terrible parents verbally abusing their kids....

Not all was bleak however, everyone was smiling when we checked in with everyone's favorite Lizard Person, Ted "Sports Fan" Cruz. 

Thanks for listening folks, have a good weekend. 

Episode 76

The gang brings you a weekend recap, with a trip into one of Jack's worst nightmares. As loyal listeners know, he is always paranoid that his parties will fall through, which MAY have happened at a shindig Josh was at this weekend.

This leads into UFC talk, as Jack leads everyone down the twisted rollercoaster ride that is Conor McGregor. Politics come up, and we check in with some stories from all the major political camps, which inevitably make everyone real depressed.

To brighten the mood, at the end of the show, Jack tells a story about his extreme financial naiveté when he was young, and how his "friend" swindled him out of his hard earned 100$.

It was a fun show this week folks, we'll see you on Friday.

Episode 75 Aftershow

On the Aftershow, host Molly takes us back through some of the topics of the night, and the guys riff on whatever comes to mind, and usually try to make her squirm a little bit.

On this episode, Molly interviews the main event fighters, and try's to force them to be friends.

Episode 75

And this mummers farce is finally done! Jack is in studio to take back the show and get it BACK ON TRACK!!! EMW main event fighters, Andy Corbley and John Large, return to the show to chime in.

The guys lay in to Molly about whether or not she is really a Succubus, and we Google ways to try and kill her. Jack explains what he got up to the last week, including witnessing a Luchador wrestling match.

Then, a truly MASSIVE update on EVERY fan's favorite target of hate, Gym Guy. The dude has really put his foot in his mouth this time, and in a flame war with several different people on a status he posted where he called his Ex a fat pig.

Lastly, Adam and John get in to their HIGHLY ANTICIPATED title fight match, and shit starts flying when Derrick try's to get in to the mix.

It's good to be back folks, and we hope you enjoy.

Episode 73

It's a hostile takeover! Jack is OUT of the studio for his anniversary with Molly, and Derrick and Josh fill the void. So, naturally, Derrick tries to take over the show, and Josh gets delusions of grandeur.

After much speculation about the state of Jack and Molly's love life, the guys move on to EMW talk, and Josh rallies the troops to play a game of "Foreign or Domestic" which involved calling 7-11's around the US, and guessing the nationality of the clerk on the other end of the line. It was a very close game, even though North and South Carolina were conspicuously MIA.


Lastly, a new challenger from EMW is brought in, and (unbeknownst) to him, tells a story of him being super mean to his opponent/brother. He lays down his game plan, and what he thinks of the other fighters om the card, with surprising candor.

It wasn't NEARLY as good as it could of been with Jack, but the guys make do somehow.

Thanks for listening folks.

Episode 72 Aftershow

On the Aftershow, host Molly takes us back through some of the topics of the night, and the guys riff on whatever comes to mind, and usually try to make her squirm a little bit.

On this episode, Molly struggles to handle Ryan "The German Python" Pitts, and Joshua "Shaka-Zulu"Campbell, as they verbally tee off on each other in a lead up to EMW 2

Episode 72

Things are getting heated in the lead up to EMW Fight Night 2. The guys have two fighters in studio, Ryan "The German Python" Pitts, and Joshua "Shaka-Zulu"Campbell, who are set to square off in the big show. They share their thoughts on each other, and their performances last time.

New content is announced, and teased, as the march towards May 7th continues.

After wrestling talk, Jack and Josh get in to some very embarrassing stories from their time in middle school, and the room takes turn making fun of them mercilessly.

We close the show out with an update on Drama Girl and Gym Guy, two fan favorites that the show follows on facebook.

Thanks for listening folks!

Episode 71

The jig is up! Jack tells the gang about the recent "Panama Papers" scandal, and how Bernie Sanders warned us all about this 10 years ago. The gang then imagines other scenarios where Bernie's warnings may have gone unheeded...

Then, the boys are off to LiterallyUnbelievable.org, which is a website dedicated to people who have had the wool pulled over their "highly intelligent" eyes by the internets BEST satirical news site, The Onion.

Finally, we check out the new Star Wars: Rogue One trailer, and give our thoughts and opinions on that (warning, Jack's are excessively nerdy). And just for kicks, tae a look back on some of the ways George Lucas ruined one of the world's most beloved badasses.

So much in one hour, folks. It was a pleasure doing business with you.

Episode 70

Jack and Josh were locked in a room on Sunday and pretended to be wizards. They barely escaped. The guys retell their adventure in Alexandria over the weekend, chalk full of stories about day drinking, arguing with "comic book girls", and Josh MAYBE being blackmailed for lewd public behavior. 

Big shoutout to "Escape the Room Live" in Old Town Alexandria, which hosted a fun event that we hope to get back to soon. 

Also, the gang checks in with Uncle Jesse from Full House, who is losing his shit in the Netflix lobby. Jack isn't convinced it's real, but we'll leave that to you, the listener, to judge. 

Thanks for listening folks.

Episode 69

It's the All Right Radio, Episode 69 spectacular! We have friend of the show, John Large, in the studio to talk to us about his trip to the hippy capital of the USA, Portland Oregon! He let's us in on all the crazy shit he got up to there, and we scold him for not doing more. 

Then we check in on ANOTHER friend of the show, a fellow by the name of "Gym Guy" on facebook, who does nothing but post unwanted "motivational" advice and complain about girls not wanting to fuck him. Turns out he and Jack's roommate have a past, and he jumps on mic to tell us all about it. 

Jack updates us all on his recent health problems, and a new party game that he wants to try out. 

It was a super fun show folks, let us know what you think.